Monday, November 17, 2008

Feng Shui master's relationship 'intimate'

This is probably going to come across as a terribly jaded & cynical view of Hong Kong but, this Feng Shui (Chinese Witchdoctor/Astrologer to those of you not in Asia) seems to me to be the very epitome of the average male in Hong Kong. He did whatever it took to get wealthy.

In this case, he had a long running affair with a woman who was both old enough to be his mother and makes Camilla Parker-Bowles look good, but who was married to a really wealthy even older tycoon. After the hatchet-face with pig-tails managed to kill her elderly but filthy rich husband and get all his wealth transfered to her, she goofed off for a couple years and then died suddenly of cancer.

Then the Feng-Shui master, who incidentally was the only one treating her for the cancer, produces a previously unknown will, claims to have had a long term affair and het gets the money.

You can't make this stuff up

Until Next Time
Fai Mao
The Blogger who sometimes thinks that life in Hong Kong imitates Soap Operas


baroness radon said...

It's that Feng Shui "Idiot Wind"...can't help it if he's lucky!

Fai Mao said...

I don't know if Baroness Radon is being sarcastic or not.

The spelling is as the Hong Kong Standard had it listed though I've also seen it as "Fung Shui" However, if she is making fun of my spelling then I can simply claim, in this case, that I was using the form in the paper

baroness radon said...

Oh Fai Mao, sarcasm indeed, but not about your or anyone's spelling. It's a Bob Dylan song reference! I like your blog!

Fai Mao said...

That must be only Bob Dylan reference I've ever missed. After all I used care but things have changed!

baroness radon said...

Perfect, innit?--

"Someone's got it in for me, they're planting stories in the press
Whoever it is I wish they'd cut it out but when they will I can only guess.
They say I shot a man named Gray and took his wife to Italy,
She inherited a million bucks and when she died it came to me.
I can't help it if I'm lucky."