I just have a few questions for these pyramid alternate history guys.
- If the ancient Egyptians were so advanced? How come they were invaded and conquered by a bunch of guys with clubs and spears known as the Hyksos?
- If the pyramids were a source of electricity derived from a harmonic resonance of the Earth's natural magnetic field why don't they build a model that does the same thing today and put China Light and Power out of business?
- Have they ever been to Tralflamadore?
- Did they ever serve in the Army of Mars with my friend Stony Stevenson?
- Would they like to buy a special magic crystal from me that will give them eternal youth and health for only USD $1,000,000?
But just when I am tempted to think that all this stuff about Space aliens living among us complete BS I see a picture Nina Wong.
Until Next Time
Fai Mao
The Non-Egyptology Expert Blogger
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